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Oh, if I were only doing nothing out of laziness. Lord,
how I'd respect myself then. Respect myself precisely
because I'd at least be capable of having laziness in me;
there would be in me at least one, as it were, positive
quality, which I myself could be sure of. Question: who is he?
Answer: a lazybones. Now, it would be most agreeable to hear
that about myself. It means I'm positively defined; it means
there's something to say about me. "Lazybones!"--now, that is
a title and a mission, it's a career, sirs.